Blue Balls

A non-existent condition used by horny teenage boys to gain sympathy with girls to give them sex.

Oh baby, I hurt so much. You're giving me blue balls. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Only you can make me feel better.

by Crack of Don July 10, 2016

Coon Balls

This is when a black women has extremely big and round boobies. Not to be confused with a black man's balls.

Jim: "Damn, Shaneeqwa has some nice coon balls!"
Bobby: "Yeah, they look like nice round chocolates!"

by jg123123 January 22, 2009

monster ball

to fuck a bitch crazy like billy bob thornton from behind in the manner he drilled halle berry in monster's ball

last night i monster balled the shit out of her, or i would love to monster ball that bitch

by ayhflangoiyas;kfgnhpaitg January 15, 2009

ball tickler

small moustache typically worn by gay men.

Whoa, did you get a load of the ball tickler on that guy?!

by Mandigo September 6, 2003

balls out

Squirrels are known to have a large testicle-to-body-ratio, i.e. they have lage lesticles in relation to the body. During mating season, male squirrels fight for females and territory. During such fights, the male squirrel tucks away his testicles into a furry pouch in order to protect them. Sometimes, however, a male is suprised by a rival and must fight quickly, leaving no time to tuck away the testicles. Consequently, the squirrel has to fight "balls out," a term that has come to refer to heated, all-out confrontations in the human world.

Wow, that squirrel there snuck up on the other one and made him fight balls out. Guess that settles that procreation conflict for the next few weeks.

by darwinlinguistics March 2, 2008

g ball

A classic "juiced up" steroid monkey that can't lift without the "gear".

"That guy's such a g ball".

by Biffman November 8, 2008

Dad's Balls

Slang for "Dont Believe Ya" or "Get outta Here" or "Never gonna happen"

Steve "Liverpool are gonna win the Premier League this year"

John "Ya Dad's Balls"

by Mr Aviva March 18, 2009