D.A.R.E.

Goverment funded anti-drug program that sends police officers to teach 5th graders how to use common household items to get high. They also show children videos featuring a penguin and a rabbit who kidnap kids and force them to smoke the 'evil' marijuana. Because D.A.R.E. is notorious for using false information and scare tactics, most kids with common sense don't take the program seriously. Basically it's a huge waste of tax dollars and school time.

* 5th Grade Classroom *

D.A.R.E. Officer: Now children, as you know, most drug users are lazy, jobless, homicidal rapists, and since drugs cost alot of money, many druggies will use household items to get high.

Kid: Like what?

D.A.R.E. Officer: Oh, lots of things like white-out, paint thinner, sharpies, keyboard cleaner, whipped cream cans, and gas fumes can be used to get high.

Kid: Whoa, cool!

* Everyone starts sniffing markers *

by sim sim salabim October 13, 2005

L.B.F.F.E.

Loser Best Friend Forever!

I love my L.B.F.F.E. Alli!

by Krystalynnnnn June 20, 2008

j.e.w.

acronym for jimmy eat world. punk band from the late 90s.

and the sweetness will not be concerned with me...

sweetness-j.e.w.

by DANglefest June 12, 2008

easy e

the muphukkin easy e from the streets of compton, a legend, was one of the realest niggaz that got the hood an gangsta rap noticed, if it were'nt for easy there'd be no 50, game or jay z.

Easy E, eric wright the greatest, rest in piece nigga

by King of the SouthWest May 20, 2005

B.Y.E

Bitch You Exhausting

A nice way to tell that bitch to stop texting you

Bye girl , do you want to come over and then go somewhere - Someone

You -B.Y.E

by Nathy Queen July 5, 2016

w.e

1337 for "whatever" or "w/e"; primarily used by those too lazy to move their finger one more key over and press "/"

<person> how lazy are you
<person2> yeah w.e
<person> ok

by bq286 January 19, 2004

enter a word, e.g. "pie"

Selina: I'm bored. I will play with the dictionary
Anna: ever typed in Enter a word, e.g. "pie"?
Selina: no.........

Anna: you're not as bored as I am

you say your bored? have you typed in enter a word, e.g. "pie" on the dictionary?

by pursso May 29, 2018