God

The person who made us.

Sam: Hey nikki, whos god
Nikki: Our father

by Ugh you suck dude June 16, 2022

fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that

it be funny please acept

example: get the fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that mug

by Potateh February 17, 2022

single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

God

A non existent being that apparently protects people and creates everything even though we all know nothing can protect you except yourself and the entire world was created by the big bang. The only good use of the word God is as an exclamation like "Oh my God".

Monks literally starve themselves and cut off their genitals to pray to their non existent god

by CattyMeowy December 12, 2022

God Shot

A colloquial term commonly used among addicts/drug users where a person intentionally injects themselves with an amount of drugs (usually opiods) that would cause a fatal overdose. This is usually done when said addict/drug user no longer wants to cope with the ramifications of their use and believe that they cannot get sober under any means.

"Did you hear Tony took a God Shot yesterday?"
"Aw man, that sucks! He was such a nice guy!"

by Idunnomanimjustaguy March 24, 2025

chicken god

The infamous bart starr

Bart Starr is chicken god

by slamino December 11, 2022

God

When A person who isn’t doing anything wrong is forced to start doing something wrong before it’s legalised anyway like smoke pot in Australia

Fuck that god guy with binoculars and a problem with people who have healthy colons just shit himself driving on the highway walked in my house while I was studying and started wiping his arse with my text books

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023