John guy

Meaning a person who modifies the look of the car but doesn’t fix the issues it has

Look at this John guy! He’d rather look good broken down at the side of the road

by Salty nutz May 03, 2023

John Ryan

Noun

a sentient being who exists outside of the norm because why not coconut.
It's possible that you're reading this because you know me or have a crush on me. Don't be shy; you can DM me on my Facebook or Instagram accounts. My messages are always open and I'm always available. We'll meet up there.

John Ryan is such a cutie no one can resist his charms >///<

by karmaxxx May 17, 2022

John McGlinn

One who is a complete and utter unit. A John McGlinn is nothing short of a “playa” and encourages having his dick sucked as the so called grand prize to his senseless games.

He just gave mork 3 points for an ass pic. He’s such a John McGlinn.

by Costa1234 July 25, 2019

John Trevor Gregory

A mythical bing creature found in the depths of the bing community to summon use the phrase "Trump on top" or Dutton on top.

John Trevor stumpery Trump on top!.
John Trevor Gregory: ...

by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024

John Trevor Gregory

A scary man summoned by praising Dutton or Trump. He claps back with savage insults such as "Stump"

DONT CALL HIM JOHN TREVOR STUMPERY

You: TRUMP ON TOP
John Trevor Gregory: Stump
You: John Trevor Stumpery
John Trevor Gregory: STOP, STOP, STOP

by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024

John Madden

John Madden is a Football Coach And also God of the Moon. Nasa's Free online meme game Moonbase Alpha Made him into a legend and the moon people sing various Songs about him while depicting him as their God.

:nhI'm gonna eat a pizza. :dial67589340 Hi, can i order a pizza? :nvno! :nhwhy? :nv cuz you are john madden!:np
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?

Woman: No!

John: Why?

Woman: Cuz you are John madden

by Moonbase Alpharian April 27, 2017

john ferda

john ferda can be used in many different ways like in asking or any sport or activity you could say that was john ferda or that was ferdaaa. you can also say john ferda pluh or ferda boiiiiiii

yo that cork 7 was john ferda.

by john ferda pluhhh November 22, 2024