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John Lifeguard

A famous lifeguard out of Long Island, NY. Due to his time in service, he invented the notorious lifeguard skip, used by lifeguards all around the world as a more effective method to perform a rescue.
-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."
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John Anderson

He has the biggest cock, it can never be contested, he knows where all the whores in Gaia are at any point in time and is constantly on his way to have constant sex with all the women
John Anderson is the biggest Chad in Gaia.
by Agony Invision July 16, 2022
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joel papachan john

A very odd person with terrible sense of fashion. This person may be book smart but has no common sense what so ever. He can be extremely annoying at times and very much hypocritical. This person often seeks other people’s approval and cares about their opinion. They also have a fear of missing out at all times. They also like to think they are funny but they are more bland than a flavorless rice cake. Overall if a Joel papachan John steps into your life run the other way and don’t hesitate!!!
Quick run that’s Joel papachan john!!!

That’s something Joel papachan John would do HAHA!
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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John Doodle

(v): To abuse an extended free trial through multiple throwaway emails, essentially renewing the subscription without paying.

(n): A user who is obviously using the same account name but with a different email to abuse free trials.
(v): "My Crunchyroll free trial is expiring, guess I'll pull a John Doodle and pick up where I left off."
(n): "Goodbye JohnDoodle1, Hello JohnDoodle2."
by Beenfarr August 1, 2024
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john clanger

Synonymous with "join call", frequently used in relation to Discord chats.
by UttermostQuinnyo April 9, 2022
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john holetrane

The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece in someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a John Holetrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like John Coletrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."
A guy on the street offered me a John Holetrane but all he had was pvc pipe. I respectfully declined, sure that he wasn't the butthole virtuoso he was claiming to be.
by Tex Tile September 17, 2016
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