chucky two hands

A former waiter turned bailiff in Riverside who eats his donuts with 2 hands.

You Chucky two hands was eating his Boston Cream with both hands.

by Bailiff Ray T December 13, 2023

Shovel in hand

Replying to someone with, " Shovel in hand", means you can dig it. (I agree, I understand, I like it)

(statement) We have to be at work earlier today because we didn't finish yesterday's load!

(Reply) Shovel in hand, I'll be there.

by Ja'vae December 14, 2023

scrumpy hands

A tradition in New Zealand. Where someone who is drinking scrumpy cider, tapes a 1.25L bottle either hand and is not allowed to remove them until they have finished the aforementioned bottle/s.
Typically popular in hospitality and university parties.

"Yo josh, did you see that noa is doing scrumpy hands tonight?"
"Lets hope he can finish them before needing to piss"

by Andrew Little December 17, 2023

National hold a Murphy’s hand day

This day is we’re you hold a super duper cute girl named Katie Murphy’s hand and if you pass up that opportunity ever you don’t deserve her because she’s freaking great and deserves the best

It’s National hold a Murphy’s hand day and Katie Murphy’s right there

by Goodballllllllllll October 16, 2019

Hand pie

When you creampie a girl, and then furiously fist her.

Dude, I totally gave Vanessa a hand pie last night. My hand was so slimy after...

by TrekNoob3179 October 16, 2019

right-hand reader

An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.

Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.

by QuacksO October 17, 2019

National Hands down panties month

For all of November you can put ur hands down someone pants/panties and they can’t kill you.

Sven- “Oi mate put ur hands down their panties”
Rodger-“ they’ll kill me, I can’t do that”
Sven-“It’s national hands down panties month,who cares”

by SecondarySchoolVibes October 31, 2019