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vaginal carrot cheese 

When a woman is fucked vaginally with a carrot and a piece of the carrot breaks off in the vagina and she later excretes a mushy chunk in a fermented lump, after an extended period of time.
Susan farted out her vaginal carrot cheese while preparing for a night of clubbing then fucking. She then proceeded to scooped it up and eat it off of a cracker while sipping some red wine.

old cheese

Term used to greet a close friend who doesn't deserve the greeting old mate.
"What's happenin old cheese"
old cheese by Art Vandalay November 24, 2003

cheese flail 

Cheesehead eraser on a long bendy straw from Quaker Steak And Lube. Good for many many hours of entertainment.
CHEESE FLAIL!!!!!! RAH!!!... it broke :(

cheese-balled 

Like being told, put down, CURLED
OH SNAPS! you totally got cheese-balled!
cheese-balled by Hosasus May 25, 2005
A hybrid strain of cannabis sativa renound for its strength in smell and intoxication.
1st cultivated by The Exodus Collective.
a) "Excuse me Mr Dope Dealer may I buy some cheese."
b) "I smoked some great cheese last night"
cheese by B4MBI July 24, 2008

cheese lumps 

swiss cheese- cellulite covering an otherwise perfect bootay. causing it to look like swiss cheese. bootay
her bootay was much resemblant of cheese lumps.
cheese lumps by frank is king June 26, 2006