‘The Foot of God’, also known as ‘El Pie de Dios’, is an Australasian law enforcement technique where authorities manually yeet tonnes of fake cocaine bricks off a boat, by foot, into the Indian Ocean.
The decoy is so convincing that Cartel bosses are fooled into believing this is a ‘holy re-up’ from Jesús Malverde, the Narco Saint himself - blessing the waters with cocaína kicked out from narco heaven to bestow upon them great wealth.
Cartel hombres and soldiers rush into the ocean to gather the ‘holy offerings’, completely unaware they’re being spiritually and tactically outplayed by law enforcement.
Cartel folklore insists the ocean itself is cooperating with the Policía.
ORIGIN:
Pioneered by a law enforcement operative known only as ‘Fryzenberg’.
Legend says Fryzenberg’s immense foot strength comes from his dense, shimmering pelt, flowing like a Friesian’s mane, and quadriceps so powerful that a mere twitch of the muscle causes transnational crime organisations to lose structural control of their sphincters.
Fryzenberg reportedly met his demise in a stationary car crash, an event many believe was retaliation by a Cartel Sicario at the behest of Malverde.
The decoy is so convincing that Cartel bosses are fooled into believing this is a ‘holy re-up’ from Jesús Malverde, the Narco Saint himself - blessing the waters with cocaína kicked out from narco heaven to bestow upon them great wealth.
Cartel hombres and soldiers rush into the ocean to gather the ‘holy offerings’, completely unaware they’re being spiritually and tactically outplayed by law enforcement.
Cartel folklore insists the ocean itself is cooperating with the Policía.
ORIGIN:
Pioneered by a law enforcement operative known only as ‘Fryzenberg’.
Legend says Fryzenberg’s immense foot strength comes from his dense, shimmering pelt, flowing like a Friesian’s mane, and quadriceps so powerful that a mere twitch of the muscle causes transnational crime organisations to lose structural control of their sphincters.
Fryzenberg reportedly met his demise in a stationary car crash, an event many believe was retaliation by a Cartel Sicario at the behest of Malverde.
Example (1)
“Bro, this cocaïna is straight trash.”
“Yeah, no shit — it’s Fryzenburg’s.”
Example (2)
“Yo, hombre, did Malverde come through?"
“Nah, homie. No holy drop. That was Fryzenburg dropping Policía decoys from boats.”
“Shiiiit, hermano... you telling me we crossed the ocean for fake bricks?”
“Sí, cabrón. We got smacked by The Foot of God. Pack your soul and toothbrush - we're headed to La Cana.”
Example (3)
“Ese, did Malverde bless the water?"
“Nah, homie. Foot of God, we're cooked!"
‘Putas!!!!’
“Bro, this cocaïna is straight trash.”
“Yeah, no shit — it’s Fryzenburg’s.”
Example (2)
“Yo, hombre, did Malverde come through?"
“Nah, homie. No holy drop. That was Fryzenburg dropping Policía decoys from boats.”
“Shiiiit, hermano... you telling me we crossed the ocean for fake bricks?”
“Sí, cabrón. We got smacked by The Foot of God. Pack your soul and toothbrush - we're headed to La Cana.”
Example (3)
“Ese, did Malverde bless the water?"
“Nah, homie. Foot of God, we're cooked!"
‘Putas!!!!’
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When a man finishes inside someone, he:
1) Pulls his soggy, cummy, dick out
2) Dips his dick in some soapy water
3) Rapidly smacks his dick across the person’s face and/or leg to clean it off
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When a man finishes inside someone, he:
1) Pulls his soggy, cummy, dick out
2) Dips his dick in some soapy water
3) Rapidly smacks his dick across the person’s face and/or leg to clean it off
4) Finishes with a nice little giggle
The act is an homage to when the legendary Bob Ross would clean his paint brush and rapidly smack it across a pole with a heartfelt chuckle each time.
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