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Knuckle Penis

The act of pretending that the knuckle of your hand is a stubby penis. This act is performed to shock onlookers.

One performs this act by covering all but the knuckle of one hand with the other hand, and placing it over one's genitals.

Knuckle Penis is usually performed over clothes, but it is not unheard of to perform the act underneath clothes, and have only the knuckle exposed through the fly.
"On no, Pops is doing knuckle penis again!?"
Knuckle Penis by EyeBall November 11, 2005
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Pickled Penis

instance where the penis may seem raw, or dimpled, somtimez caused by too much masturbatoin.
Due to excessive amount of jacking off, Imran soon suffered from Pickled Penis. Ouch!
Pickled Penis by Imran Bob Carr November 16, 2005

Dravidian Penis 

The colossal phallic organ of a Dravidian/Dravidiod Indian (mostly Shudhra / Dalit caste and/or South Indian). The huge size is a result of evolution in harsh climates to improve heat dissipation. Stronger blood flow is required to maintain body temperature in these harsh climates, and due to this, Dravidians can maintain rock hard erections for long periods of time. While both of the above adaptations serve their purpose, they also translate to unrivalled size and stamina in the bed, which ultimately leads to superior ability in pleasuring women. The Dravidian penis has always been envied by Aryan boys and their micro-phallic counterparts for decades, and many researchers have suggested that this is a significant reason for the creation of the caste system.

While the Dravidian Penis is trouble to the Aryan males, it is the dream of the Aryan female. Many Married Aryan Womens hear about the other-worldly pleasure that can be provided by the Dravidian Penis and therefore cheat on their microphallic Aryan husbands to seek the 'Treasure of India'. Hence, many Aryan Males such as Virat Kholi and Shah Rukh Khan spend time endlessly campaigning in fairness advertisements to shame the Dravidian complexion, and hence prevent their wives choosing the superior Dravidian Dragon over the Aryan Ant.
(Aryan Mother to Daughter) Beti, do not make the same mistake I did. If you marry a Dravidian man instead, his Dravidian Penis will make your pussy rain)

flaccid penis 

FLACCID PENIS a limp or loose penis, the word was discorvered while reading pages 9-10 of The Eyes of A Dragon by Stephen King. ANTONYMS: boner, hard.
He was unable to be hard; his penis was constantly faccid.
flaccid penis by Krissy March 13, 2004

The Penis Fly Trap 

A nearly impossible sexual act, requires extreme control over prostate muscles and or involves the next stage in human evolution, when a girl is preforming oral sex on a man, the man has the tip of his penis open up like the claws on Dr. Octopus's arms, and clasp her head inside
If a girl sucks you off the wrong way, Penis Fly Trap her head to teach her a lesson
The Penis Fly Trap by The Bees February 18, 2005

female penis 

She said I like male penis but I'd love to try female penis sometime.
female penis by magicdigits01 June 12, 2011

pop up penis

a penis that gets hard fast
i have a pop up penis
pop up penis by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005