dick wad

An idiot who tries to act smart!

George Bush is such a dick wad.

by ??? May 7, 2005

sweet dick

1). something that is completley and utterly mind blowing, spectacular or just simply amazing.

2). the act of placing some type of sweet food (frosting, syrup, marshmallow fluff, etc.) before recieving a blow job.

Dave: "Yeah man we are getting threes kegs for the house tonight."

Mills: "SWEET DICK."

Jeff: "They call him sweet dick because he puts frosting on his penis before getting blow."

by Frank Mills August 5, 2006

Stinky Dick

A condition that causes a man's penis to smell bad.

I suffer from stinky dick. Every time I take a piss it smell just like shit

by jm2011 January 7, 2012

Dick Turner

One becomes a "Dick Turner" when one gets drunk and fails to have the courtesy of sobering up before going about their daily grind, thus ruining other people's days by their drunkard actions.

You may have spotted a Dick Turner when you find someone who:

1. Does not use his/her inside voice.
2. Carries a solid colored coffee cup.
3. Is chronically irritable.
4. Cannot carry a conversation.
5. Disrupts the work place.
6. Walks around with their chest all out.

"Don't be such a dick turner"


Normal Guy - "You failed me again Dick, you better sober up before you teach that trig class"

Dick Turner - "WHUUUUUUUHHH!?!?!!?"

by OG Branflake January 4, 2009

Dick Fist

Zero, When you make a "dick fist" with your hand it looks like the number 0

Proper execution of the use of the term would be as follows:

Bill: "How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?"

Joe:(Make a dick fist) "Dick Fist, I don't eat that crap."

by TMDJ January 7, 2011

Dick Goo

That shit that cums out of your twelve inch train of pain when you get excited.

I was fuckin your mom last night, but she threw me out cause I got dick goo all up in her hair. It was a sticky mess.

by Rebecca Klein March 5, 2008

dick hunt

When a slut goes on the prowl searching for a dick to suck or fuck. Can be either female or a fag.

Susie is going on a dick hunt tonight.

by Brian Prisinjim August 4, 2006