Daddy needs to get the milk

2 meanings:
1. When your father wants to cheat on your mother so he goes out to his fling (the 'milk') and never returns

2. The fling is a boy because your father turned gay so the milk is....

Little Johnny: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: Its okay Johnny, Daddy needs to get the milk, ok?
Little Johnny: But I know what the truth is from Tiktok!
Dad: (shoots Little Johnny) Well now you don't :)
(Dad leaves)

by BruhBro6969 August 8, 2023

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Daddy Klaus

When u have daddy issues and u are completely in love with thr fictional character from the originals and the vampire diaries Klaus Mikaelson

my mom: what do u see?
me: I'm watching daddy klaus

by addictivetoklausmikaelson February 20, 2021

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Clutch Daddy

The Clutchest of all Daddy's. Known for having the best dick in the clan and being the sexiest in the clan as well which is why he's referred to as Daddy. Is the master of clutching rounds of search and destroy when the rest of the clan shits the bed. This act is also known as a Clutch Daddy Experience. Overall Clutch Daddy is the sexiest and best asset a clan can have.

"Oh my gosh it's a 1v4 who's left? Oh thank God it's Clutchy Daddy! Give them that Clutch Daddy experience!"

by ClutchestDaddy January 20, 2024

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Mavvy daddy

When maverick just doesn’t cut it. Moan mavvy daddy

UHHHH YES, HARDER MAVVY DADDY

by Dickinmyasshole January 24, 2020

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Daddy

Your friends dads uncles dads sons brother in law sister was married to your dad. That was until he left your family leaving you with daddy issues and being mentally unstable.

Friend - " her daddy left when she was young "
Rando - " oh so she has daddy issues "
Friend - " yeah "
Rando - " yeah nah, I'm dipping I can't handle that "

by Twilight sparkles adventures January 3, 2022

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