Hand-to-Face

When you stretch so good you slap someone in the face.

This one time i stretched so hard I gave her a hand-to-face (slap)

by Reediculous13 November 19, 2018

sister slam hands (ssh)

To knock a bitch out ;)

Meghan: I'm about to sister slam hands (SSH) with Samantha tomorrow.
Tohmas: OMG. REALLY? Why!!

by ┌П┐(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) November 24, 2018

Ethan Hand

Ethan Hand's are typically sworn enemies of people going by the names of Lewis and Kieran. Throughout history, Ethan Hands have typically been the beta males of society, where Alphas like Lewis' and Kieran's will go out of their way to bring sheer pain and suffering upon them.

Lewis: Look at that fucking beta male over there, proper Ethan Hand type guy him.

Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.

by Rubberback November 26, 2018

Fried Chicken Hand Shake

When you shake someone's hand after eating a bucket of fried chicken.

Person 1: Hey, nice to meet you.

Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.

Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.

by slumdom December 5, 2018

fire hand

Fire hand is when a person has capsaicin oil on their hand(s) then proceeds to use that hand for manual stimulation of genitals.

He made a dinner with plentiful jalepenos, then proceeded to finger his girlfriend after eating. The fire hand burned brightly, but the couple fought through the sting.

by Slade_TK December 9, 2018

Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.

Lucifer gives the best farm hand jobs!

by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018

dumbledore hands

When you’re fisting someone and your hand comes out black.
Fisting after taco night.

Have you ever had dumbledore hands. You will tonight.
I just ate Taco Bell you might get dumbledore hands.

by Mari3249 October 11, 2018