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d-ups

The act of working out by lifting yourself up and down with nothing but your erection
Ex. Push ups with your dick

“I haven’t done my D-ups yet man I can’t come over
by Yeetusominus June 8, 2019
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D m

d m
Sliding in her d m
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

The actual real way to spell the phonetic alphabet.
The backwards way to spell the phonetic alphabet is not the way it is listed originally. They have interjected an additional ghi into the correct way of spelling it which is

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

And not

z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a
by Whatsit2yaa May 4, 2022
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D <3

I heart my gf means that you love your gf
me: I heart D <3
you: I heart D <3 also
by L33yum May 8, 2023
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on D

when someone is on your dick.
“she was on D bro. i wanted to kill myself.”
by kurayio March 4, 2022
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J’n my D

A term for jacking off made famous by comedian Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Mom’s House podcast.
My girlfriend: would you like to have sex?

Me: not right now, but maybe later.

My girlfriend: why?

Me: I just got done J’n my D.
by Doitallnight March 4, 2024
mugGet the J’n my Dmug.

Grade-D Jackassery

Grade-D Jackassery is Jackassery at any-level of Jackassery, while really referring to the "D", or, "Dick", and is a reference to the sexual theme of a form of Jackassery.

Grade-D Jackassery is, in essence, responding in giving your opinion of something or someone by choosing to say option "d" - all of the above, and while simultaneously saying something was kinky, or otherwise sexually themed humor.
dude 1 "Dude remember how Fred's ex girlfriend that cheated on him was all up on my jock at that party last night?"
dude 2 "Yeah she's one slatternly chick. What did you say to her anyway, she looked PISSED when she left!"
dude 1} "Hahahah, she said she thought there was something between us. I told her 'Well you THOT WRONG!' LOL."
dude 2 "Dude no way that's straight up some Grade-D Jackassery right there!"

dude 1 "Dude, guilty as charged brotha, sings in Bob-Marley tone ~I shot the sheriff ~ but I did not fux with that beezy!"
dude 2 "Teacher be like- 'Well, you got straight D's all year long.... You PASS with HONORS son!' -Hahahahhaah!"
by Biggie Dawg March 24, 2023
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