Spankz the Monkey

Spankz the Monkey is the suave and cool personality behind mywetmonkey.com - a safe and fun place to shop for high end adult products. Spankz is the *Mayor* of Jabooty - a fun and sassy adult social network. He is always chasing the proverbial warm cherry pie and always falling just short. He travels the globe and always has a story to tell or a lesson learned to share. Spankz is always willing to hear your confessions and offer up all types of advice

Come join Spankz the Monkey and let your naughty out at mywetmonkey.com

by Bobbi.mywetmonkey October 28, 2009

monkey night

a night of rampant evolution type activities.
some include:
*pin the condom on the lesbian teacher
*find fleas in eachother's fur
*pick who moves on in natural selection
*watermelon dancing contest
*bobbing for pickles

shit...you're a homo habilus?!?! you beat the neanderthals
ahh man, i grew a tail

by turban man May 13, 2005

monkey mode

The extreme version of an after-high, feeling like you are just a person moving doing tasks, almost depersonalized.

Bro I smoked so much last night!
Word, how you feelin?
I’m in monkey mode rn bro I can hardly think.

by the ciggy muncher April 9, 2022

monkey gates

same as chris gates.

lurker, go look up chris gates

by fgf July 25, 2003

gruffle monkey

Someone who is all hot and aggrevated or moody. Someone all in a huff. Usually aimed at spoilt children who cant get what they want or women on their period.

Woman: bla bla bla nag nag whinge whine your not going to the pub
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and put my dinner on for 10pm.

or

Man: Lets have sex darling
Woman: I cant im on my period whinge whinge nag nag
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and take it like a man.

by Moon Meeko June 12, 2007

Stuffed Monkey

A boner. A Chubby. Morning Wood. Stiffy, cranked shaft, woody, large hardon collider, smuggling a midget in your pants, and any number of other colourful euphemisms for an erection. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go look at some nudie pics and everything will be explained. (This only applies to guys, sorry ladies.)

Franky: Dude, I was standing at the bar last night, looking at this hawt piece of ass, and all of a sudden I had a stuffed monkey. I had to hunch over!

Dan: I'm on it like my girlfriend on a stuffed monkey!

Arnold: Just holding her hand gives me a stuffed monkey!

Carl: My girlfriend came over and my stuffed monkey got to play in her treehouse all day.

by D[e]m[o]n August 31, 2010

butt monkey

One who has lots of butts, so many butts that the butts are coming out of their hair. Like 100 butts.

Man, my sister is such a butt monkey. she has like 100 butts, so many that they are coming out of everywhere including her hair.

by Nat80 August 29, 2013