My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 11, 2023

Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025

Hand pie

When you creampie a girl, and then furiously fist her.

Dude, I totally gave Vanessa a hand pie last night. My hand was so slimy after...

by TrekNoob3179 October 16, 2019

if your bored any you clap your hand

when your bored and only have one hand

claps hands more then you ever will

i cant spell

if your bored any you clap your hand

by ImSpidaman May 13, 2021

《¤》Achilles《¤》The《¤》Frequency《¤》Auditor《¤》Born《¤》By《¤》Hands《¤》Killed《¤》By《¤》Feet《¤》Because《¤》I《¤》Was《¤》So《¤》Endowed《¤》In《¤》The《¤》Trench《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Was《¤》Laid《¤》To《¤》Rest《¤》So《¤》I《¤》Can《¤》Portray《¤》The《¤》Rest《¤》

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《¤》Achilles《¤》The《¤》Frequency《¤》Auditor《¤》Born《¤》By《¤》Hands《¤》Killed《¤》By《¤》Feet《¤》Because《¤》I《¤》Was《¤》So《¤》Endowed《¤》In《¤》The《¤》Trench《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Was《¤》Laid《¤》To《¤》Rest《¤》So《¤》I《¤》Can《¤》Portray《¤》The《¤》Rest《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

Should intermitted vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?

The motto of the Chaos insurgency, a GoI in the SCP foundation.

Person one: I have a question for you.
Person two: yeah?
Person one: Should intermitted vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?
Person two: oh

by 933 August 31, 2025

Hand

used to do everything and anything. Most people use it to satisfy each other intimate areas and give pleasure. Also used to make food.

He gave his first a sweet hand job.

by deepshtman July 16, 2016