Dirty Little Secret 

What you have when you make out with a guy you like in the church basement while he has a girlfriend. Also a kickass song by All American Rejects.

Amanda: did u make out with that one dude?
Ashley: yea he's my "dirty little secret"

Dirty Little Secret by ashley jay January 3, 2006

dirty gomez 

Immediately after anal sex you the man pulls his cock out of the whore's ass and smears her shit around her mouth in a circle, making it look as if she has a mustache and goatee, except it's like a shitstache and shitee.

Ha that little whore loved it when I gave her the dirty gomez.

dirty gomez by Ali T April 27, 2003

dirty trumpet 

when a girl blows into a guys ass and jerks the guy off at the same time.

Cumqueesha performed the dirty trumpet in bed, the wind in my asshole felt exquisite as she jacked me off.

dirty trumpet by Joey and Henry March 24, 2007

Dirty Alyssa 

When you are lonely and ain’t go no man so you improvise with your lacrosse stick.

When you tell a good dad joke and you reward yourself with dirty Alyssa.

Dirty Alyssa by Supreme Dddddddd January 19, 2020

Dirty Forsyth 

The act of having anal intercourse with a sleeping/passed out male and more times than often, raping the sleeping individual with large vegetables.

Wow! Steve gave Jordan a Dirty Forsyth last night.
Jordan's anus will never be the same, and aren't they cousins???

Dirty Forsyth by JDube April 25, 2006

Dirty George 

1. When your with a fat chick who has a dry pussy and your out of lubricant, this is when you both shit in a cup and use that as vaginal lubricant.

2. A Dirty George can also mean a sexual act in which the fat chick is on top and she takes a dump on your chest after she finishes.

3. When your having sex with a fat chick and she falls asleep before you finish, and instead of joining her, you cover her in gravey and unleash your pet felhound on her.

1. That fat chick I was with last night totally was dry, so I pulled a Dirty George and turned my white cock brown.

2. Damn, that sick bitch pulled a Dirty George after she came on me last night, but the worst part is she fell asleep after and I couldn't get her off of me.

3. That stupid fugly whore fell asleep while I was giving her my A-game material. Well, this'll teach her. *Covers her in gravey* Eat up, Phuufenn.

Dirty George by George Sherman April 6, 2009

Dirty Peter 

Why the hell are you here? Put your phone down and pay attention to class.

Guys search "dirty peter" on urban dictionary

Dirty Peter by Theglorius2cm July 5, 2019