brown-eye blizzard

When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.

That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

Eye-Reach-Around

The Eye-Reach-Around is an ocular manouver made by a guy trying to get a look at a women's buttocks. This is a tricky move because it requires a man to get a glimpse at an angle that is not obvious to the girl who knows she has a big ass. Also, you are generally speaking or facing the girl.

A boy and girl are talking and the guy or girl moves and the eyes look down and to the side and focuses where an illusion is created. The eye actually looks like it is reaching around.

This guy was talking to me and he made an Eye-Reach-Around to my ass.

by Rachacha March 9, 2012

Eye of Sauron

When you poke your wife or Girlfriend in the eye with your dick so she can't see out of it, then turn off off the lights and have here her try and find you.

Gave that bitch the eye of Sauron last night! She didn't even see it coming.

by A filthy Hobbit August 4, 2022

Hoozy Eyes

When someone has glossed/glazed over eyes and looks messed up possibly from sinus problems or being stoned.

"Man that dude's got some hoozy eyes!"

by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018

Eye Racism

Questioning a person about where they are Looking

Girl: why are you looking at :Me That’s Eye Racism

by Annoying267 January 13, 2020

flamingo eyes

If someone has the eyes like a flamingo. This means they are crazy or the sith.

Hay man that girl is crazy as fuck she has flamingo eyes.

by Witch man May 3, 2023

4 eyes

Such a slut takes the condoms out of the Walmart dumpster to protect her cum dumpster

4 eyes the slut

by Helloandy July 31, 2022