the best person in the planet. He's tall, pale and hot. Many girls are begging for him to be theirs, but he's already taken. Everybody loves him. When he walks on a street, many people would ask for his autograph. When he steps in a shop, people ask him to take pictures with him. He has good hygiene and he owns 15 cars. He lives in a palace with his dog and his girlfriend
girl1: omg i have a new crush
girl 2: he must be mid
girl1: no, he's a john
girl2: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!? IM CRUSHING ON HIM TOO
boy 1: so many girls are simping for john, why not us!?!
boy 2: maybe because we're not john
boy1: damn i want to be a john
"Hes so rich, popular, hot and amazing! he must be a john"
girl 2: he must be mid
girl1: no, he's a john
girl2: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!? IM CRUSHING ON HIM TOO
boy 1: so many girls are simping for john, why not us!?!
boy 2: maybe because we're not john
boy1: damn i want to be a john
"Hes so rich, popular, hot and amazing! he must be a john"
by thatonereallycoolhotperson June 8, 2023
Get the Johnmug. The biggest nigga you ever met. Smells like a absolute piece of dog ass. Chill homie but sucks dick.
by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022
Get the Porta Johnmug. John has a smile that makes you go weak at the knees. His ‘come to bed eyes’ will give you wild thoughts. He is charismatic, sexy and covered in tattoos. Tall, dark and handsome would be a perfect description. He always knows what to say to make you smile and will cause butterflies in your stomach whenever he’s near you. He has a big heart and also a big 🍆. He is also unbelievable in the sack.
John walks past and says “Hi!”
Any woman’s mind- “Fuck me he’s gorgeous.I want to sit on his face!”
Response “Hi!”
Any woman’s mind- “Fuck me he’s gorgeous.I want to sit on his face!”
Response “Hi!”
by WildThoughtGirl November 22, 2021
Get the Johnmug. A semi introvert. A cold person at first. He doesn’t talk much and doesn’t give a damn to others. He’s quiet and mysterious. You will not see him in crowded and loud places. But once you know him and he gives his trust to you, he’s the most fun person to be with.
He’s a jokester. He loves to laugh with the persons he trust the most. A great friend, always giving a helping hand.
John Edward is very caring. He’s the most loving person you’ll ever meet. If by any chance you’re in a relationship with John Edward, he will make you feel like a queen with a real king.
He loves to be in a serene place with his girl. Physical touch is his love language. Caress him and surely he’ll go crazy. Love him 100 percent and he’ll give you 1000% love back.
He loves his little girl/bebe/laloves/lovebug so much.
John Edward is one of a kind.
John Edward is for keeps.
Little girl is so blessed to have him.
He’s a jokester. He loves to laugh with the persons he trust the most. A great friend, always giving a helping hand.
John Edward is very caring. He’s the most loving person you’ll ever meet. If by any chance you’re in a relationship with John Edward, he will make you feel like a queen with a real king.
He loves to be in a serene place with his girl. Physical touch is his love language. Caress him and surely he’ll go crazy. Love him 100 percent and he’ll give you 1000% love back.
He loves his little girl/bebe/laloves/lovebug so much.
John Edward is one of a kind.
John Edward is for keeps.
Little girl is so blessed to have him.
by tlegirl00 March 9, 2022
Get the John Edwardmug. John is an amazing person who will never fail to make you happy, laugh, or smile. They have a fantastic taste in music and are usually dorks or nerds, but still awesome
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