Trump

A type of bowel movement, that when flushed, precedes to run alongside the inner walls of a toilet leaving an embarrassingly gross stain throughout it's demise.

I just took a wicked trump, and now I to need the toilet brush and bleach.

by Fross09 September 16, 2021

Donald trump and Joe Biden fanfic

“I-I love you Donnie!”
“Shhh, Joey pooks, no one has to know.”

“I-I love you Donnie!”
“Shhh, Joey pooks, no one has to know.”
wtf is that? Donald trump and joe Biden fanfic ?

by Edgar ShufflePoop December 16, 2024

Trump dumped

When someone you've met, and have great chemistry with otherwise, finds out you voted for Trump and then is somehow immediately no longer attracted to you and won't date you, you've been Trump dumped.

Well hell, she saw one of my old Facebook postings and now I've been Trump dumped!

by mrt77876 May 31, 2018

Trump spur

Intentional suffering of a fictitious ailment to avoid a task or conscription; deceiving others using sympathy for personal benefit.

He wanted to take the day off from work so he created a Trump spur.

by Joy Lance December 29, 2018

Trump-out

Synonym - cop out.

(noun) An obvious scapegoat for something that has completely nothing to do with the issue being discussed; an acceptable excuse to divert attention away from the actual culprit or culprits

Person 1: man thaw previous President was the reason that the Ohio train derailed.

Person 2: How, he hasn’t been in charge for 2 years. Didn’t the new guy undo everything the other guy did?

Person 1: It was his deregulation that caused the derailment

Person 2: my guy, that is such a Trump-out

by The Dysfunktional February 24, 2023

Trumps Butthole

A beautiful piece of art, and might be the only good part about the president Trump. It is crusty, musty, and dusty. Also, about 28 things crawled up there and died. It's also very smelly.

Why does your room smell like Trumps Butthole?

by MilaTheSheWolf June 29, 2018

Trump's syndrome

the inability to distinguish between what is true and what you'd like to be true (and treating the latter as the former)

Rational debate is impossible: both sides are suffering from by Trump's syndrome.

by Jones52 May 24, 2021