totem poop 

When two or more individuals use the restroom for taking a poop at the same time on the same toilet. One sits on the porcelain and the other/others sit upon each other’s laps and do their business between the legs of the individual beneath them. All with the goal of landing in the toilet.

Billy: “I totally have to take a shit!”
Frank: “oh man me too, but we only have the one bathroom!!”
Billy: “let’s just totem poop”
Frank: “awe man ok! Let’s do it!”

totem poop by RalphusFudge February 24, 2023

Goldfish poop 

A really long poop that doesnt want to detach.

Oh man, I just took a huge goldfish poop. It was like half the length of my body and I had to shake my butt back and forth to get it to break loose.

Goldfish poop by 1$Chuck March 8, 2023

doggy poop butt

You bring your dog out for a walk and come back inside, where, lo and behold, there’s a huge poopy stuck to the dog’s ass that never came off outside. You can’t take it off with dabbing with a paper towel. You gotta shower off that dog butt. How fun is that?!

Oh no, my dog has doggy poop butt after the walk today. What the hell am I gonna do. It smells so bad. Aaargh! Puke puke.

doggy poop butt by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Fury poop 

When you are so irate, your bowels require evacuation.

I was so mad I had to take a fury poop.

Fury poop by Rslakmcg April 2, 2023

Nose poop 

Sexy, special and attractive booger or person which that person always does naughty things such as having segg with others

Grandpa ying:hey nose poop wanna do something naughty 😈

Nose poop:like last night?

Grandpa ying: you’re such a nose poop!

Nose poop by Not pork June 8, 2023

tasty poop

its when you eat so many jelly candies and you been drinking all night, Drank too much and puke.. it comes out as 1 lump like a poop, gives the same sensation, but it comes out your mouth and still tastes sugary sweet.. hence TASTY POOP

got so drunk last night, I ended up having a TASTY POOP

tasty poop by moodfood June 11, 2023

pickled poop 

when you are about to leave for vacation and have to defecate , as soon as you defecate in the washroom and leave , you forget to flush. The poor pile of stool stays in the toilet water and marinates for the duration of your vacation and develops a sharp fermented odour from the remnants of the meal you ate on the day you were about to leave.

When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.

That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.

Sir Ronald Bartholomew Daquavius Jamal Rubus the Ninety-Eighth : Damn Nigga thats my 2 month old shit.

Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.

pickled poop by 47akg47 July 10, 2023