han duv john

its a noun, and if a girl likes you one second and is unsure the next... then she is a han duv john

She's being such a han duv john, one minute shes all over me and the next she's with another dude.

by willbryant February 20, 2011

pull an Elton john

This word refers to a husband divorcing his wife and later marrying another guy.

Bob>My dad left my mom for another guy
Joe> Whoa, your dad had to pull an Elton John on you to

by Krisy K. January 21, 2006

Hung like John Wayne Bobbitt

Penis cut off with knife.

Leave me alone, or you'll be hung like John Wayne Bobbitt!

by BayAreaBiker August 23, 2008

St. John’s College High School

St. John’s is the best school ever. We love our sports and we are really good at them. Gonzaga and Georgetown prep kids like to hate on us because get all the girls and wcac titles. Sjc is so much fun and is full of funny kids who just want to have fun. Sjc part is are so much fun because everyone can come and have a good time (even the Wilson kids lol). Girls at St. John’s are so hot and athletic.

Gonzaga and Georgetown prep boys: omg that St. John’s college high school kid who is committed to unc for baseball just stole my girl!!

by Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeedc January 14, 2019

Pull a John W. Golden

When for some unknown reason you give away ALL the trade secrets that relate to a craft. For example when john w golden gave away ALL the secrets to using resin. Therefore everyone in their grandmother starts doing it and it becomes passe.

Aww man don't do a tutorial and pull a John W. Golden! That guy ruined it for all the resin people.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BAEKnv0OU08

by Castin Craft August 21, 2008

Red John

A person who gets so drunk on Red Bull and vodka that the lose the key to their room and sleep on the floor in the hallway.

I walked out of my room last night and there was a Red John sleeping on the floor so I kicked him really hard in the stomache.

by LadyKT33 September 23, 2003

Sir John

What you usually call an abnormally very small penis. Normally the 'sir' is added to increase the penis's already low self esteem due to it being quite small.

Me: "Hey, Dude, how is Sir John doing? Did he enjoy last night with me?"

Dude: *Thinks: She called him Sir, so I really was mistaken when I thought it was small* "Sir John is doing GREAT, thanks."

by nicegal69 November 14, 2010