blue balls

gay ass retard monkey with large head and small body

Blue balls is being held hostage

by blueballshater100 March 12, 2023

Code Blue

When you are joking about someone having a panic attack and how they can't breathe or when you are in a situation (usually with a crush or boyfriend and girlfriend) and it's getting stressful ;)

Girl 1: OMG HE ASKED ME OUT
Girl 2: OMG WHAT ARE YOU REPLY WITH
Girl 1: I DUNNO HELP

Girl 1: HELP IM HAVING A CODE BLUE
Girl 2: UMMM LEMME THINK

by Baby Eric March 11, 2021

chinese blue balls

When you've been craving Chinese food and your friend promises she'll go with you.... then bails.

Grace and I had been planning on going to PF Changs for months. When we finally picked a date she ghosted me! Now I'm stuck with Chinese blue balls!

by Bootywatchin June 16, 2017

Blue alert

Hype sensitivity of minorities to police presence, such as changing behaviors even though they are not doing anything wrong. For example, a motorist slowing down at the sight of a police car when s/he was not speeding in the first place.

I got the knot on my head from riding with Tyrone experiencing a blue alert.

by Hutchmark April 21, 2020

New Jersey Blue Cheese

When you cum in a bowl and refrigerate it then hours later put it on a salad

Dude, my new favorite dressing is New Jersey Blue Cheese

by Jakethesnake16 October 3, 2017

blue anon

Censorship

Blue anon is a flagrant case of censorship

by TOTESDUMPKFE March 7, 2021

Blue Gusher

The act of blue balling a guy and then making him cum immediately after. Which can either be a massive release or a painful endeavor.

“Ya Tiffany sucks worse than a 2 dollar whore so she ended up blue gushering me last night. It hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.”

by SSn182 July 19, 2021