5 Second Crush

When you're not initially attracted to a person, but then they do something that is attractive and you're attracted to them in the moment but then later on you don't feel the same way and you're not that attracted to them anymore.

girl: wow I didn't like him before but he's so cute!

1 hour later

girl: I feel nothing towards him. I guess it was just a 5 Second Crush

by 5 second crush March 14, 2016

30 second job

When you only last 30 seconds when having sex with a girl

Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs

No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs

by 30seconejob September 10, 2016

5 Second Photoshop

The five second act of ejaculation in which an individual's face is transformed from normal to cum-ridden.

After we do doggy-style, can I give you a 5 second photoshop?

by First_and_Last_Post July 13, 2016

The Secret Sauce

The Act Of Finishing Inside Your Girl Before She Tells You She's On Her Period Creating "The Secret Sauce"

Savage -Ay Bruh Emily Was On Her Period Last Night .
Friend-Damn Sorry To Hear That.
Savage- Yeah I Know Bro. When I Pulled Out After I Finished, The Secret Sauce Was Everywhere!

by A Savage Guy July 5, 2016

three seconder

A sexual partner who is so erotically stimulating it is impossible for anyone to last more than 3 seconds without reaching orgasm

Yeah Dude, I'll be back soon, Veronica is totally a three seconder

by River King August 11, 2016

C section crowd

The lunch time crowd at the strip club, the strippers are subpar at that time.

Where's Jimmy?
Oh he's part of the c section crowd

by that guy up the road August 19, 2016

Trans-sectual

Changing ones faith system.

muhammed switched from Shia to Sunni to support ISIS. He's trans-sectual

by Mitchatnight September 1, 2016