Mrs McCarthy

Sweetest woman on earth.

"we love Mrs McCarthy."

by Ginger_breadMan January 13, 2024

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Mr. Lian

Mr. Lian is the China boss. You do what Mr. Lian tells you. If you don't, he will give you a disapproving look. Hell, he might even ship you back to China. He is a cheap bastard. At all times he can be found sipping on booze and puffing on cigars. At the end of the day, he will either be your best friend or your worst enemy.

I went out to lunch with Mr. Lian today. Damn is he cheap. He stole toilet paper from the bathroom.

by jonjonpowchicken January 13, 2024

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Dirty Mrs. Doubtfire

When you’re with a hot woman, and you insert a can of ready whip into her touchhole, and pull the trigger, fill with cream and void, and pop it out. Have her fart the whip cream on your face, and you scream “WELL HELLOOOOO!” In your best Mrs. Doubtfire.

I heard Freddie is a whip cream fanatic, even got the Dirty Mrs. Doubtfire from Yeates.

by The dirty swaby boys January 16, 2024

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Mrs. Morrow

A teacher at my high school with the most beautiful ass in existence. She also also has nice tits, but that ass though. It’s just so perfectly shaped that I have an extreme urge to grab it.

Dude: Damn that teacher has a beautiful ass.
Me: IKR that’s Mrs. Morrow.

by Liamisthebest January 17, 2024

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Mr. Griddy

A fine young gentleman who hits the griddy every day because of how awesome he is.

(unless he hits the griddy in a bad ugly way or something like that)

Bro 1: Yo! Do you see Mr. Griddy hitting that devious griddy over there?!

Mr. Griddy: *Hitting a devious griddy.

Bro 2: Yeah man! I see it! Time to hit my own now. (proceeds to hit the worst griddy of all time the town has ever seen in history)

Bro 1: BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Mr. Griddy: *Promptly stops hitting the griddy and picks up his cane and starts beating up Bro 2 with it. Like the fine young gentleman he is.

by ComputerWorld January 17, 2024

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