by theguy2024 March 26, 2024
Get the Singapore Boat Jobmug. A female (or male) that is good looking enough to get through life without ever having to work. This is because they can easily find people to pay all of their expenses. It doesn't necessarily mean that they aren't working, rather, that they don't have to be working,
Girl1: what does she do? She always comes out of her penthouse duplex in these gorgeous clothes, and has no regular schedule.
Girl 2: Her? Oh she's no jobs hot, so she always has some rich guy paying for everything. This sheik bought her a Maserati AND a Lamboughini as a present last month.
Girl 1: That's so much better than my life.. I have to work twelve hours a day. Do you think that I could just have somebody pay for everything?
Girl 2: hahaha, NO WAY! You are not that good looking, and definitely need to work at least one job to pay for your bills.
Girl 2: Her? Oh she's no jobs hot, so she always has some rich guy paying for everything. This sheik bought her a Maserati AND a Lamboughini as a present last month.
Girl 1: That's so much better than my life.. I have to work twelve hours a day. Do you think that I could just have somebody pay for everything?
Girl 2: hahaha, NO WAY! You are not that good looking, and definitely need to work at least one job to pay for your bills.
by sugarbuns69 April 9, 2015
Get the No Jobs Hotmug. Smh these LDRs be hard af. I had to give boo a text job at 4 am my time just bc it was 3am eastern time lol
by dixie8123 November 19, 2018
Get the Text Jobmug. by Mrcheeckybum March 9, 2024
Get the Snot jobmug. The act of rimming the "event horizon" or most exterior portion of the vaginal entrance with the tongue and avoiding such an act on the anus.
by Imnewherewhatsthis September 21, 2025
Get the Vim Jobmug. A meeting with a potential new female employee where the male company-rep either has oral/vaginal sex with --- i.e., "enters" --- said position-seeking chick, or "seeks a position" of his own by "doing the 69" with her and sticking his face between her legs to get a good "view" of her "entrance", while she simultaneously performs a "job" on his behalf --- i.e., gives him fellatio and/or jerks him off.
Monica Blewinsky had already been hired for a good while before Slick WIllie asked her to pleasure his "willy", and so what they did could not really have been called a "job enterview". However, one could indeed conceivably "view" Willie's putting his willy between Monica's lips and sliding it up inside of her mouth to get a blowJOB as being a part of Monica's "job", in that it was during her working hours that Willie "entered" her mouth, and also got a good "view" of her tits and vagina while he played with them.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
Get the job enterviewmug. by Bigandbouncy April 11, 2025
Get the cape jobmug.