eyeless jack 

The sexiest kidney eater to ever exist holy hell you definitely want to bring lube.

"Gah, Eyeless Jack is so desu...."

eyeless jack by Memetaculr October 14, 2016

What would Jack do? 

A question comonly asked by people when in a situation of doubt. Usualy followed by gunfire or frequent use of the phrase "DAMMIT!"

Daughter: "I told you Dad, I don't do drugs!"
Father asks himself: What would Jack do? Before breaking the girls arm behind her back and shouting "WHY ARE YOU LIEING TO ME?"

What would Jack do? by Scott... August 8, 2006

The Jack Sparrow 

Utilizing a coat hanger as a hook, the approaching a friend by the rear and placing it between his legs and pulling up as hard as possible while whispering parle in his right ear

My anus is killing me cause I just got the jack sparrow . But I can't hit him cause he whispered parle

The Jack Sparrow by Jk Inc. April 27, 2011

I'd Jack That 

When you express your desire to steal a nice-looking car. Similar to "I'd Tap That".

"Damn, I'd jack that Phantom"

I'd Jack That by SsSaAaMmMii March 25, 2009

Dirty Jack 

The act of getting it on with a girl in a garden, then having her shove a gnome up your ass.

Yeah he was with Grace last night. He pulled a proper Dirty Jack though.

Dirty Jack by AyeLad April 15, 2020

smilin Jack 

A condition that occurs when one is shooting a semi-automatic pistol and runs out of amunition. The slide locks back in the open position. This is especially troubling in the middle of a gun fight because your opponent now knows your weapon is empty.

Paul was in trouble, he was surrounded and his piece was in smilin Jack, he might as well been holding his dick in his hand.

smilin Jack by Jackel in Brawley April 13, 2007

Emily And Jack 

Are so cute and are the perfect couple

Stephanie: I wish I had a relationship like Emily And Jack
Caitlin: me too, I'm so jealous

Emily And Jack by Miss-cutiepie April 22, 2013