The 3 Pillars of Pervianity

the three aspects of a girl by which she should be measured:
1) TITS
2) LEGS
3) ARSE

dave: what would you rate her?

ahmed : she scores very highly on all the 3 pillars of pervianity

by robbo13 December 16, 2011

rocky marcel nelson 3

A guy i totally ship with every girl i wanna fuck him so bad

rocky marcel nelson 3 is so hot he should fuck everyone

by Please kys improve the world January 31, 2023

D <3

I <3 my gf

I heart my gf means that you love your gf
me: I heart D <3
you: I heart D <3 also

by L33yum May 08, 2023

Dec 3

When its third of December and you need to give your girlfriend/ side-hoe a sweater or hoodie, she must give you sloppy toppy, as written in Law 34. of Section 7

Gf: Hey bae its Dec 3, you know what that means?
Bf: You get a sweater and i get head 🤝

by Longballsguy December 03, 2023

3/4 squishy

When a man is struggling for an erection and gets partially there. Not too hard, not too soft. Not enough to have sex.

Babe, I’m sorry. It’s a 3/4 squishy. I’m so close. Maybe suck on me a little?

by Yeah unfortunately March 07, 2021

3 words 8 letters

3 words:
I love you
8 letters:
I L O V E Y O U

Dude- “ man I have 3 words 8 letters to say to this girl”

Bro- “wut?”

by November 30, 2023

Rule #3

Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!

I brought this sexy chic home last night. As we walked in I said Rule #3 and her clothes were off before she was through the door!
Rule #2 Hide the bong! But that’s a different rule!!

by Byshop123 May 31, 2020