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trump

trump, n. a small, stump-like penis that is visibly wider than it is tall. Remarkable diminutive and toadstool-like in appearance. Any namesake or lookalike of the original "trump," the membrum virile of the 45th President of the United States, which was so described by actress and director Stephanie Gregory Clifford (also known as Stormy Daniels), along with other intimate partners of the former president. Synonymous with choad or chode.
1. A: "It's stunning that with a stumpy, tiny trump like that the guy was able to procreate and have a family!"

2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"
by anonymiserly October 12, 2021
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Donald Trump

The 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.

(This is the only non-political definition on urban dictionary, goddamn.)
Guy 1: “whoa, who’s that guy in that White House over there?”

Guy 2: “that’s Donald trump, the 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.”

Guy 1: “but why’d you say that like it was copy pasted? Like we are no more than words on a screen..?”

Guy 3: “Fuck they’re becoming self aware”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024
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Trumping

Being a sore loser
The 1991 Detroit Pistons were trumping when they walked off the court without shaking hands after losing to the Chicago Bulls in the first round.
by Will Riker November 15, 2020
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Trumped

To attempt to make a valid point on social media to then only resort to name calling and unconstructive ranting.
He had a good point that he was making until he "Trumped"
by AnnoyingAnon May 30, 2020
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Trump you

An expression of profanity; meant to express disgust with one's actions or words. Indicative of a wholly awful person.
"Coronavirus is a Socialist hoax"

"Trump you, that shit killed my uncle Jake"
by deadfoxtrip April 15, 2020
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Trumping

Dumping on $ETH solely to buy more $TRUMP
"They were trumping on $ETH to buy $TRUMP as they were smart people"
by anonymous January 19, 2025
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Trump Musk

A type of fart fragrance given as a gift to someone you don't like.
Wow, people really don't like that Trump Musk smell in their house. Who would have thought it could be so noxious.
by No Hemingway February 13, 2025
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