A Towel

When it's wet out, you may need to dry off. Wiping off on a friend is perfectly ok as long as you call them a towel.
DJ Seedz is a towel.
by deadfoxtrip December 26, 2011
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Trump you

An expression of profanity; meant to express disgust with one's actions or words. Indicative of a wholly awful person.
"Coronavirus is a Socialist hoax"

"Trump you, that shit killed my uncle Jake"
by deadfoxtrip April 15, 2020
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