Nathan John Cronin

the embodiment of the smallest man who ever lived by Taylor swift especially from the time stamps 2:03-4:04
“Yo! did you hear Taylor swift’s new song the smallest man who ever lived? I swear Nathan John Cronin is the embodiment of that song it’s sounds exactly like him!”
“I know especially from the 2 minuet mark, he also makes me think of exile, tolerate it, Coney Island and sad beautiful tragic! Shame he wouldn’t understand it he will have to ask his hoes on wizz.”
by fatmonkey stinks May 01, 2024
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John(epic gamer)

He’s usually called gayboy69 and pretty obvious epic gamer
Wow john(epic gamer) getting all the pussy, must have been the fortnite he’s been recently playing
by sum mudderdarker February 07, 2019
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Lebon Joms/Johns

Lebon Joms/Johns was Norwegian Basketball Player who was cousin to Miki Jason who was the king of pop who died from dooty booty diease since 1800
“I love Lebon Joms/Johns is King fr dude”
Ong dude” *drinks a Root Beer from Canada*
by naomilovescuba October 08, 2023
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John Poore

King Nasty. King to Queen Nasty. Father of Princess and Prince Nasty. Accompanied by The Duke of Nasty and the Duchess of Nasty.

Bend the knee. Bow before your king.
Peasant: “It’s John Poore!”
Townfolk of Nasty: “ALL HAIL KING NASTY!” 👌🏼
John Poore: “……Corner.”
by pixidust June 08, 2025
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John Bottom

The typical bottom, so bottom they're the john of bottoms
Person 1: I thought I was bottoming!
Person 2: NO I'M JOHN BOTTOM!!
Person 1: Oh okay I'll top then
by ShidouYaoi May 19, 2024
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Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.
After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"
by Markusftr June 09, 2017
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John Corduroy

A man who despises anything other than corduroy pants. He has the ability to infinitely generate corduroy pants, and morph them into any recognizable man-made object. The source of all of his corduroy pants is unknown.

HE HATES SLACKS.
Guy 1: We need to hide, man. I heard John Corduroy just escaped from the Slack Slammer.
Guy 2: OH SHIT OH FUCKING ASS HELL OH SHIT

John Corduroy: I'm kill.
by Brinefender January 13, 2024
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