if ya wanna drink a juice

funny song by Soupy Garbage Juice

Here are the lyrics to If ya wanna drink a juice : If you wanna drink a juice, then you're gonna need a cup
If you don't have a cup, then you need to buy a cup
If you wanna buy a cup, then you need at least a dollar
If you don't have a dollar, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you're stuck in a loop, then you need to get a loan
If you wanna get a loan, then you need good credit
Or, I guess, just drink juice from the carton

by p01uyt September 5, 2024

Pickle Juice

Derived from that flavor you get from oral pleasure. Salty or sweet pickle juice is different for everyone.

Man/Woman: I had a little pickle juice last night.

by Monderay May 27, 2016

Juice box

Say it before a telling someone a secret and they can’t tell anyone.

Juice box but Yassin is hot asfk.

by Yassinytoes February 8, 2025

Juice store

When a group of people is clowning you. / When you’re surrounded by dumb people.

This place is a giant juice store!

by Elle286 December 6, 2019

Sock juice

Something that smells, tastes, and feels like shit

Guy 1:Bro ur cooking is sock juice
Guy 2:Wtf are u talking about

by nigerianmonkey69 May 17, 2025

Journey juice

Bevs for any form of transport-always needed too.

Ohh Amy get the journey juice in from m&s for the train

by Teeps1 May 20, 2022

Hooch juice

The fishy slime drooling from the flaps of the woman who has just been spat on and viciously flogged with a meaty langer. Sticky in touch, mawky in scent. Hooch juice is often used as a spread for bread in the Middle East origin. Filthy to munch but those boys over there are filthy fuckers anyway.

"Did he collect her hooch juice ?"

"Yeah he spat on her and made shit out of her cunt"

by Rat_Face_Cunt July 30, 2017