Jizz Juice

noun A fine beverage sourced right from within the penis. Characterised by its creamy appearance and consistency, it contains subtle hints of vanilla and notes of sperm. It has a frothy texture and is white in colour. It’s a nice refreshment that pairs well with eating ass.

“She drank up that jizz juice when’s she was giving me that samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy”

by bruhyouredrinkingcumpowder? November 6, 2021

Orange juice

An orange drink made from oranges that goes very well with toothpaste.

Hey, where you orange juice, this morning ?

by Your father 🥛😭🔥🔥 November 7, 2021

Muppet Juice

Muppet juice is the term used to describe liquid methamphetamine that is used for injection purposes. It's often used by people that inject methamphetamine directly into the bloodstream using a hypodermic syringe.

The reason it's called Muppet juice is because not all but many amphetamine users have no teeth due to the amphetamines and lack of care cause their teeth to rot out (meth mouth)
So in essence the methamphetamine has caused them to have no teeth and they look like a muppet. So when they are asking for their drug of choice they refer to it as Muppet juice

Hey ___ I star a new job on Monday, ya think you can front me a gram of that Muppet juice til next Friday??

by Bluemnmz888 November 8, 2021

Smooth Juice

A nickname for the small cartons of Darigold milk served in cafeterias

1. *gets up to walk away

2. Where are you going?
1. To get some smooth juice

by Creamy cow November 10, 2021

Jeff Juice

The concentrated and bottled urine of an Amazon worker.

I worked for 12 hours in the Amazon Warehouse and filled two bottles with Jeff Juice

by Amazon Employee 69420 November 16, 2021

Concern Juice

A beverage to drink when concerned.

Bob: Take my liver.
Gary Miller: Concern juice.
Bob: Lol. Your now concerned, loser.
Gary Miller: Can I still have your liver though?
Bob: Only if you finish your concern juice.
Gary Miller finishes his concern juice and takes Bob's liver.

Then you make-out.
The End.
Bob: I love you, Gary Miller.
Gary Miller: I love you too, Bob.

by Starry Soleil November 22, 2021

Orange Juice

Juice of a yummy redish-yellowish fruit, that is consumed as a breakfast item.

Wow! The sheer amount of orange juice that you drank is quite spectacular.

by Orange Stupid Fish November 22, 2021