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Jelly Job

Giving a hand or blow job to a flaccid or non-hard penis.
Jose gave the man a jelly job after having recieved £20.
by superchubs July 4, 2024
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triple Blow Job

When 3 girls suck one dudes duck. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and suck his dick at the same time
Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?
Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my duck all night!
Sam: sound me awesome
by Daman4836 January 14, 2023
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pink eye belly button rim job

Rubbing a shit covered pink dildo all over your eyeballs and passionately rimming your belly button with it till climax.
Stop that Jimbo! If you dont keep touching my urethra hole, i'm gonna hit you with the pink eye belly button rim job.
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Trump-Job

A Trump-job can refer to multiple different actions.

(1) The act of giving a handjob to a shriveled, old micro penis, while wearing a MAGA hat. Persons giving a Trump-Job form their hand into a white-power symbol, which fully encapsulates the racist micro penis with an extravagant amount of room to spare. These people are most often blonde, or closeted and self-loathing.

(2) A predictably failed business venture or political career, in which a person, with unscrupulous, unethical and ignorant ownership and management techniques devastates and ruins the business, country, employees and clients.
I would very dearly love to share the identities of people who have given a Trump-Job, but, alas, I am precluded from doing so by an NDA (a non-disclosure agreement).
by Indianasucks August 16, 2018
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karate job

It is what happens when a girl wraps her karate belt around your dick and then smash it in half using only her hand.
Hey Kristine gave me a Karate Job last night. She's a black so it was really a huge hit and now I have a huge plaster on my dick.
by NigaPipeZ November 8, 2013
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Cool job.

Someone who doesn't have a cool job.
by Baxter Sockman March 24, 2011
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Z Job

Z job is aBlow job, then one in the pink followed by one in the stink. Forming an imaginary Z from the three holes.
I thought it might be a 2 positions no oral kinda night but instead I got the full Z job.
by Purple headed raider March 25, 2024
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