fucking gutted

Fucking gutted: A time when you realise that your waistline has waived a little white flag and you've become a fat bastard.

Flaccid? I haven't seen mine without the aid of a stick and a mirror for decades...

It must be because I'm fucking gutted.

by Flaccidflower June 11, 2016

Rickity Fuck

When something goes out of whack.

When the bus changed routes tanner told his math teacher that the bus went all rickity fuck

by alixvv October 7, 2009

Flounder fuck

A flounder fuck, sometimes referred to as a flounder fucking, is when you are participating in sexual intercourse with a women and you make her pussy so wet that actual, legitimate fish start to inhabit the women's vagina.

Cj: Yo I fucked that bitch so hard last night

Logan: Damn man, you gave that bitch a flounder fuck.

by smoke the ganja September 18, 2016

fuck penis

Arousal of the penis which gets long and hard, that is ready to fuck.

Jerry, I got a fuck penis right now.

by kfmri January 13, 2017

Fuck First

A person who thinks he is more important than an other. Or just better person.

Bad asses, Guidos, etc.

"That fuck first! He just cut us off."

"You suck at everything you do, why do you even try?"

by Edward Jonestown June 19, 2009

Fucking Starburst

When you take the halves of two different starburst flavors and thrust them together. Then force them into your mouth and have an orgy of flavor.

"Mmmmm lemon you so tangy"
"Mmmmm strawberry you so sweet"
Fucking ensues :

HOLY SHIT TANGY/ SWEET FUCKING STARBURST

by starburstfucker October 31, 2011

FUCK PARAMOUNT

The words you hear whenever Paramount takes down an AI Sponge stream

AI Sponge followers: Time for some comedy gold
*Paramount takes down the AI Sponge stream*
AI Sponge followers: FUCK PARAMOUNT

by NepgearAfficionado June 29, 2023