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Poop loop

When you force an old dog to walk in circles in a snowstorm to help generate a bowel movement. So the turds to freeze over midway through passing.
“Cmon Bud, time to do the poop loop.”
by Youngjay411 January 8, 2024
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Poop sacks

Where your poop is stored; in your butt cheeks. The more you sit, the mushier it gits.
I sat for 8 hours on that flight yesterday, so my poop sacks are really mushy. I guess I’m gonna have the squirts again.
by sci-isms January 8, 2024
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Poop packer

The little guys that work in your colon, they form and pack the poop to be sent out. They work for local union #2!
The poop packers are working overtime, I had coffee for breakfast.
by Jamgar January 20, 2024
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Poop Scrape

A skid mark or residual doodie stain left behind in one’s underbritches or in the toilet bowl once a bowl movement is flushed.
Young girl: Daddy, I’m sorry but I didn’t wipe my butt good enough and now my Bluey undies have a POOP SCRAPE
by MuffDivr2323 January 21, 2024
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Poop kid

Typically an adolescent who is overly friendly, shares too many details of their life which are largely fabricated, and wants to be your best friend even though you just met. Often disheveled in appearance with a perpetual red Kool Aid stain around their lips. Another defining characteristic is consuming discarded food (typically sweets) left out in public, not out of hunger, but just on impulse. They lack any form of social awareness and boundaries. Unfortunately, they are often from broken homes and families of neglect.
Hey Eric, you know that cupcake that got left out on the park bench yesterday? I just saw that poop kid who wouldn't leave us alone earlier go over and eat it.
by LifeGivingMagus January 21, 2024
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poop nuts

jimmy is so poop nuts

hate that bitch
by CookieForLyf January 23, 2024
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Poop Bassinet

A coping skill for those who are terrified by the sound of their poop falling into the toilet and making a slashing sound.

The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.
It’s the weirdest thing but she just can’t take a shit unless she makes a poop bassinet. She really needs professional help with her phobia.
by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024
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