PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff taken from work by thieving twats!
Colleague #1: Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not gonna steal that circular saw are you?

Colleague #2: It's not stealing, it's a perk of the job
by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020
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PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.
Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!
by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020
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Savoir vivre job

When you dip the tip of your dick into a glass of red wine and then the female/male companion suck the tip off
Friend: Was she nasty or classy?
Other friend: Classy, she even did the Savoir vivre job
by 623crew March 13, 2021
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Kang Job

h: So I heard you had a kang and bang with erica last night.

z: Yeah bro, I scored 2 kang jobs in one night.
by ktoto August 03, 2009
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OF Job

When you pay two different only fans creator to make sucking and moaning noises on a video, then you get two phones and play one video on each phone at the same time, then you jerk your cock with both phones on each sides of your shaft
“He tried to hide the fact he gets OF jobs, but it’s obvious he does”
by Dallas fuckluck December 08, 2024
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Steve Job Special

When two people are in a room together and one puts an iPhone on the titty and calls the phone so it vibrates.
Huego did the Steve Jobs special on Juliet. Can I put my phone on your titty to do the Steve job special!
by NickTheMacedonian November 28, 2024
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job

Hell. Having a job sucks ass, but another day, another dollar (or blowing off the boss if you are female)
by Mamamiji May 22, 2019
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