Tennessee Flap Jack 

The act of Tittyfucking a white trash woman with pancake tits and then slathering them in your special syrup.

Jeb had a GILF fetish mainly because he loved giving Tennessee Flap Jacks

Tennessee Flap Jack by Ketil November 1, 2010

doing a jack

the act of wanking on skype to his female and male friends

the act of living in a freezer

boy= "im gonna have a wank"
girl= "please dont do a jack"

boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"

doing a jack by izamberie September 24, 2015

Daytona Speed Jack 

When running late but still have the urge to rub one out.

Sorry I'm late but I had to do a Daytona Speed Jack.

Daytona Speed Jack by Pussy Beavers November 14, 2020

hit the sack jack 

A term used to tell a person to do something or leave a certain place. This term was first developed when a super scientist changed the channel, which his grandson was watching, on the television.

Son: Hey! I'm watching TV!
Grandfather: Hit The Sack Jack!

Son: I don't know if i should ask her out Rick.
Grandfather: Hit The Sack Jack!

hit the sack jack by Mattanian May 29, 2017

I am Jack's 

All of the "I am Jack's" lines from the film Fight Club

Articles that the unnamed narrator discovers:

I Am Jack's Medulla Oblongata
I Am Jill's Nipple
I Am Jack's Colon

Variations that the unnamed narrator creates:

I Am Jack's Raging Bile Duct
I Am Jack's Cold Sweat
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise
I Am Jack's Inflamed Sense of Rejection
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge
I Am Jack's Broken Heart

I am Jack's by Jack Colon May 8, 2008

Bottle of Jack 

A bottle of Jack Daniels, which is a popular whiskey.

daughter: "....Brush my teeth with a bottle of jack, cuz when i leave for the night, i ain't com..."

father: "Stop right there, young lady! What on earth is a bottle of jack?!"

daughter: "I have no clue...it's just part of the song."

father: "I'm going to urban dictionary that sh*t."

son: "Bottle of Jack is a term for a whiskey, called Jack Daniels."

father: "gee wizz....Thanks son! stop listening to that song, dear. Kesha is a drunken slut."

daughter: "Daddy, you're ruining my life!"

Bottle of Jack by yoyoyyiggedyyo January 18, 2010

pm jack 

A person who describes their love towards princess margaret secondary school to the highest. Always throwing up the pm hand sign like they're the biggest Gangstas. They also try showing off by driving really fast through the pm parking lot with chamkila "bumpin" in there moms 98' toyota tercel. You can find these "pm jacks" anywhere close to pm during the day (cause there parents wont let them out at night) wearing fake ed hardy, puma, lacoste etc.

Japinder: Look a pm jack

Lakhwinder: Oh shit , run !!

pm jack by sexindahouse April 22, 2011