about as useful as a fart in a spacecraft

Super useless, garbage.

What he said was about as useful as a fart in a spacecraft.

by André Bretas May 9, 2005

yo mama so fart

it means fuck you in eastern kentucky, i'm not lying i swear

"Bro why the fuck did you run into my car, yo mama so fart.!"

"Yo mama so fart."

by the giggle king lord of laughs July 8, 2021

she farted on my dick

damn.

then she shitted.
damn.

she farted on my dick

by the cooler penguin27 December 23, 2021

shit fart ass paste

a shit made into paste then farted on

also known ass sfap

you smell like a shit fart ass paste
or
you smell lika sfap

by crazy_fagot_on_the_internet February 13, 2018

Tongue punch the fart box

-The sticking of one's tongue up your partners ass
-rim job
-Ass licking

Couple of guys sitting around talking about what they do in bed with their girlfriends and ones says you ever tongue punch the fart box?

by 60x6 March 11, 2019

Fart under a giraffes ass

This is like water under the bridge, you missed me with the bullshit, it will blow over etc . In other words, don’t stress it.

Did you hear that so-and-so wants to whoop your ass, oh that’s a fart under a giraffes ass. Now

by The reverend t Texas September 22, 2019

k y jelly fart

A fart usually made by a butt pirate. Its an untraditional smell made up of latex and baby oil.

Hey Billy, I think that Richard Simmons groupie just blew a K Y jelly fart.

by Johnnie Walker's chauffeur December 26, 2008