Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.

brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"

by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023

Meat bell

verb: the clapping sound made when a limp penis hits the inner thigh like a clapper in a bell.

you can hear his Meat bell from down the hall

by voroxity February 14, 2020

MEAT THE BUN

Your go to local burger. It is basic, not simble.

Wallah you won’t regret it.

Come meat the bun.

by meatthebun November 23, 2021

Fleet on the Meat

When a man has unlimited rizz as evident by numerous bitches on his dick

Guy 1: bro look at the roster of sneaky links I got in my phone so far
Guy 2: damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us you got a whole ass fleet on the meat

by Daddy's Patties March 5, 2023

Marbled Meats

High quality meat using only locally sourced grass fed produce. The best local but her is Marbled meats.

Marbled Meats is by far the best butcher shop. I only buy from Marbled Meats. The quality was as high as Marbled Meats

by Marbled Meats May 12, 2020

Sweet Meat

When a nigga form the streets loves u or care about he can give u the sweet meat ... Thug passion make love to you

He a good person form the streets i know he got dat sweet meat

by Greg Mosby November 16, 2022

Meat Bong

A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit

Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.

Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again

by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021