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Meat Trumpet

A tiny penis
A small wrinkled male organ
Coach Eli a.k.a Elias Melas loves playing with ODN's a.k.a Cole Cortner's shriveled little meat trumpet.

Eli can play with Cole Cortner's Meat Trumped like an all day sucker

Cole Cortner also likes getting Cucked by Elia Dimitri Melas
by Vyvyan Bastard January 5, 2025
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Kentucky meat shower

The act of multiple men ejaculating at the same time on a female
Last night we did a Kentucky meat shower on Emily
by Throw away January 12, 2025
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Face Meat

When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).

Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"
Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!

Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.

Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
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Meat Smacker

A woman’s ham sandwich but when you give it a slap.
“Bro, I hit that bitches meat smacker hard as fuck
by daddycocklet June 14, 2025
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Dork Meat

an annoying piece of shit that wont shut their trap and thinks they know it all
"Yo, shut the fuck up dork meat"
"yeah that dude John is a dork meat"
by ThaPussayDestroyer June 18, 2025
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Magical meat cylinder

When a man uses his erect member as a wand while cosplaying Harry Potter.
"I just love it when I'm at a costume party and someone whips out their magical meat cylinder."

"ERECTO GIGANTUS!"
by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025
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Schlinging Meat

A term used to describe the act of Masturbating or Jerking Off
Hold on, I will be online in a second just Schlinging Meat right now.
by WagooChicken June 19, 2025
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