Track Meat

The act of lining up and running circles around a male while gripping his penis as you pass by treating the erection as if it was a baton resulting in a multi-person hand job

“Michael went through a rough break up so me and the boys got together for a track meat to cheer him up. We didn’t drop the baton once”

by 86ToyotaCorrola October 7, 2022

Meat Clove

A meat clove is a mass of skin and lips that exist on the outside of a woman's vagina. Few women have a truely prominant meat clove, but the ones that do, are equipped with a unique but disgusting disposition. Also referred to as a "Roast Beef Clam"

Classic Meat Clove!

by Oni2051 July 15, 2010

Meat Waggin'

A meat wagon is an ambulance. Meat Waggin' is something else entirely!

"I refuse to go anywhere with my meat waggin' like a dog's tail!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 11, 2023

Drakes Meat

Drakes meat- that shit is like 8ft dangling in 1080p HD aka: Drakes dick

Did you see Drakes meat?

Yeah bro I'm mad jealous.

by Gyatthaver April 23, 2024

meat can

A meat can is an ultimate loser, the biggest no life, the fattest man alive, a "meat can". Another term for meat head, except this is something you call someone when you die to them, an absolute meat can.

YOU: "DIES TO LOSER NO LIFE LV.200 KID"
YOU: YOU MEAT CAN UR SO BAD LEGIT GET A LIFE YOU CHUB CAKE!

by not a peenballer March 4, 2021

Meat Rider

Tetchra.

Did you see how Steven was gargling on Chris's balls in the groupchat? He's a total "Meat Rider"

by Slimy Johnson February 25, 2023

You’re sexy and Your meat is huge

A compliment, used to describe epic men.

Rin: You’re sexy and your meat is huge
Jay: MY MEAT IS HUGE

by Soloskeleton October 7, 2019