the shit man

demon in the night who deposits a foul smell in your mouth leaving shit smelling morning breath

I think the shit man has visited you this morning quinney

by edd331188 January 4, 2009

man horror

a middle-aged newly divorced man who is interested in making up for lost time, engaging anyone who will listen in erotic chat and arranging rendevous for sex

Mike's divorce isn't even final and he has already turned into an insatiable man horror, mining on-line dating sites for willing women of any age.

by snowbunny69 January 22, 2009

Sweetie Man

Slang term for a paedophile. It is a reference to paedophiles using sweets to lure young children away from safety.

"I suggest you stop hanging around that primary school. People will think you're a Sweetie Man."

by @liltunechi March 17, 2012

Poke a man

A phrase invented to separate Pokemon, the fun old Game Boy RPG from the childhood of today's 20-year-olds, from all of the stupid spin-off crap that the game spawned. It is assumed that when one refers to Pokemon, they mean the nostalgia-inducing black-and-white adventure, and when one refers to poke-a-man, they either mean the cartoon show, the card game, or a homosexual act.

"Where you going, home to poke a man?"

"No, I thought I'd play some Pokemon."

by Drunken Mewtwo March 6, 2010

man mayonnaise

1) A man's personal supply of pleasure-inducing sandwich topping

2) A not-so-very-subtle euphemism for cum.

Craig: "So Bill, what's a big giant fag like you like to have for lunch?"
Bill: "Well, I usually have a big dick sandwich dripping with man mayonnaise."

by TehMonny April 14, 2007

Fraternity Man

An insecure, narcissistic, vain, binge drinking, freeloading, chain smoking sack of shit. Has no actual desire to be educated. Generally views sex as the be-all end-all of life, and as such, devotes most of his time towards nailing as many drunk women/men as possible. All while wanting people to believe that he is intelligent and studious when in actuality he is anything but.

Elliot Rodger is a good example of a "Fraternity Man"

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 30, 2016

man period

The time of the month when a teenage boy, NOT A MAN, experiences hormonal changes which affect his usual state of bitchiness to an extreme level.
Symptoms:
-irrationality
-need to run 10 miles a day
-touching themselves
-often having rant sessions about the girls they can't get and how bitchy they are, when in reality she's way to good for him and he's to stupid to know how to get a girl in the first place
-often doing stupid things repeatedly with other members of the penile race
-need to have excessively long lingering conversations with oneself involving why they didn't get the girl and expressing their sadness via music and holes in wall.
-lost in thought
-a permanent angry look stuck one their face
-frequent bathroom visits
-drumming fingers on the desk
-tapping feet
-less than needed humming of sad song by some random band that was cool in the 50's. aka the 18 hundreds
-can't express themselves except through song, dance, and pervy comments (more like shuffling..)
-getting lost in a hot girls legs.. I mean, I mean... eyes!
-looking around with nervous glances
-suddenly brings up inside joke that no one else knows
-needs to be the center of attention
-over-drama-tization of their problems
-frequently solving crossword puzzles and math problems
-coming up with more sad songs to sing about during next man period
-putting random programs on their fancy graphing calculator
-still wondering about that girl..
-madly in love with Rae (nice justin)

Boy on man period, "Oh dude I just heard this cool band the star gazers and theirs this one song that reminds me of my life, but i won't tell you what is is."

by definentlynotchelsea<3luvyouj January 8, 2011