Job Rot

The slow, soul-crushing decay of a person’s motivation, ambition, and mental well-being due to being trapped in a mind-numbing, dead-end job. Symptoms include excessive daydreaming, existential dread, and refreshing LinkedIn out of pure desperation.

The process of a job itself becoming obsolete, pointless, or unbearably toxic over time.
The overwhelming sense of burnout and detachment from corporate life.

1. The job rot is hitting hard and I wanna quit."
2. "She used to be so ambitious, but five years in middle management gave her job rot."

by TheJobRot January 31, 2025

Dirty Water Job

When two guys suck each other's dick to make the other friend feel good. This is completely straight and meaningless, it's just for the feeing.

Hey man, I had a long day, can you give me a dirty water job? Sure!

by Puss5829 July 27, 2016

Lusi Job

When you fuck someone’s ass while also sucking their dick. It’s a Lusifer job.

I got a Lusi Job last night, it blew my mind.

by Lusiferious December 6, 2019

Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.

When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!

by Herky da Hawk March 1, 2024

Friend Job

When someone gives a blowjob to keep them as a friend.

I know that you don't like me right now, but if I give you a friend job can we still be friends

by Lightsarebright May 26, 2018

assist job

The Assist Job, known as an "assist" or an "AJ"; is conciliatory gesture performed by placing ones hand, or a finger at a minimum, on the hand, wrist, or forearm of another individual who is actively masturbating. It is performed by someone who feels they may owe a sexual favor to someone after receiving an expensive dinner or gift.

She definitely was not interested in him, but she gave him an Assist Job because she felt guilty about the theater tickets he bought.

by Mark and Suz March 20, 2017

Shrimp Job

(2025) The act of a person sucking another person's toes.

"That freak with the foot fetish wants to give that popular girl a shrimp job."

by KittyBell5 September 21, 2025