jack of all trades

Person who seems to be good at all tasks he/she attempts.

Bo Jackson was a jack of all trades being amazing at baseballand football.

by Matt L. March 15, 2004

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Jack Johnson

Clique talk heard far too often. Much as when you are told some piece of information as new and enlightening, even though you already know it. often from a drunk-ass.

Person A: You know George Bush El President of Babylon didn’t really win the election & only spreads hate and war

Person B: Piss-off Jack Johnson
Person A: what do you mean
Person B: when I walked in i didn't realise 'Jack lives here'

by house of jack May 13, 2005

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Canadian Crackle Jack

Where the man proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a female, then during climax, retreated to then return to take a shit in the woman’s vagina. Then the intercourse ceases for many hours until the poo has fully hardened. With this hardening the vaginal cavity is now blocked with poo. The man now proceeds to break that wall with his fists in a quick and powerful uppercut punch. Then the man collects the hardened poo chunks and throws them at the woman's face when she least expects it while yelling crackle jack in Canada.

Dude, I totally Canadian Crackle Jacked my girlfriend last night, she was so surprised.

by Termanalor117 June 28, 2010

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