Scritz Meat

A word your friend made you look up in middle school.

Hey Deigo, look up the word Scritz Meat!

by A_Drugged_Gopher October 21, 2019

Meat Cow

Chloe

"Look at that meat cow over there!"
"Yeah, her name is Chloe."

by ujhygtfrd October 22, 2019

expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.

Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?

by Meaty M October 28, 2019

Meat Flower

a sexual position in which a male will take an apple cutter and slice down the middle of his cock

James: after trying the meat flower bc my dad had to drive me to the hospital

Jacob: wow! how bad are the scars?

by bokchoychunghs October 28, 2019

Meat Smacker

A woman’s ham sandwich but when you give it a slap.

“Bro, I hit that bitches meat smacker hard as fuck”

by daddycocklet June 14, 2025

Dork Meat

an annoying piece of shit that wont shut their trap and thinks they know it all

"Yo, shut the fuck up dork meat"
"yeah that dude John is a dork meat"

by ThaPussayDestroyer June 18, 2025

Magical meat cylinder

When a man uses his erect member as a wand while cosplaying Harry Potter.

"I just love it when I'm at a costume party and someone whips out their magical meat cylinder."

"ERECTO GIGANTUS!"

by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025