Canadian Crackle Jack

Where the man proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a female, then during climax, retreated to then return to take a shit in the woman’s vagina. Then the intercourse ceases for many hours until the poo has fully hardened. With this hardening the vaginal cavity is now blocked with poo. The man now proceeds to break that wall with his fists in a quick and powerful uppercut punch. Then the man collects the hardened poo chunks and throws them at the woman's face when she least expects it while yelling crackle jack in Canada.

Dude, I totally Canadian Crackle Jacked my girlfriend last night, she was so surprised.

by Termanalor117 June 28, 2010

Jack balling

When you willingly cut ur nuts in half and you jack off with them using them as a cock ring

I walked in on my son jack balling...i was so disappointed.

by XxKinkLordxX May 22, 2018

jack ass whisperer

THE MASTER OF ALL JACKASSES

The Jack ass whisperer is the ultimate master of all people or things not cool!

by What. The January 14, 2014

Jack 'n shit

When u masterbate while taking a crap

Aimed towards boys

Friend: Aye bro what u doing in the bathroom
You: I'm doing a "jack 'n shit"
Friend: better use a Kleenex

by Barkeisha January 2, 2017

three fingered jack

volcano thing on those rockie mountains.
also a kickass band from the very south.

3FJ do rock. www.threefingeredjack.com.ar

by Paul July 18, 2003

jack in the box shit

a crap you have been holding in all day and as soon as you get home and sit on the thrown one quick push your done and the bowl is totally full.

" I had to take a dump around noon but waited til I got home at 5, I sat on the crapper one push and it was the old Jack in the box shit.

by Mark W Stack January 16, 2008

jack dylan grazer

to beat someone up. to kick their ass

jazz: hey

heidi: i’m going to jack dylan grazer you bitch

by babydroidhateacc October 31, 2019