shit poke

when your banging your woman so hard that your dick slips out of her pussy and it pokes her in the ass and you both yell SHIT because it hurt her ass and bent your cock

by Thad December 23, 2002

shit burrito

when a guy takes a condom and shits into it, then he sticks it into a microwave for 30 seconds (preferably on high power), and then he fucks it.

I used my grandma's microwave to cook my shit burrito

by Saul Meyer May 29, 2003

good shit

when playing basketball it's used to mean "nice move" or "good play"

player 1: dunks
teammate: That's good shit.

by mwilson January 2, 2006

Shit Butter

What is made when you are masturbating with a stick of butter up your ass. You forget about it, and it melts. You put it in a container and it reeks of shit and butter.

Dude I made 7 people puke yesterday with my shit butter, I put it in a sock.

by An Hero 9001 March 26, 2009

shit shoveller

A noun to describe a male of the species that indulges in sticking his penis into another man's anus thereby shovelling the shit.

see also: fudge packer, Uphill Gardener, Chutney Ferret, Marmite Miner, shit stabber, Backdoor Merchant, Butt Pirate ect...

____ enjoyed shovelling shit, so therefore was a shit shoveller.

by pseudonym pete March 24, 2004

Vigorous shit

Taking a powerful dump by using excessive force to squeeze out the turds, this act is usually followed by an excessive amount of grunting.

Dude 1: "Did you take a shit yet bro?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I'm just gonna hold it in, some asshole is taking a vigorous shit in there and it smells like a mother!"

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

shit zipper

A universal term for jackass, or idiot. From the tv show The League. Also refers to eating actual shit.

"You're not like the rest of those shit zippers, " or, "These shit zipping frittatas are screwing up my chances to win the Shiva bowl."

by Password is Taco November 1, 2013