Cock salad

An unwashed, uncircumcised, dirty penis with chunks of cheese dressed in creamy smegma goo

Mary likes cock salad. The dirtier the better, she told me.

by The Dirty David December 6, 2020

Cock Boffin

An expert in the field of phallus: a ‘Dean of Dick’, a veritable ‘Nob Scholar’.

“Have you talked to Lee recently? Well, he must have been ‘boning-up’ because he’s a proper Cock Boffin. Honestly there’s nothing that boy doesn’t know...”

by Mickey Rawlins December 14, 2020

problem cock

Used in the show Big Mouth to describe a penis so large that it is impractical.

(from the show)
Gavin: I’ve seen your cock... I’m gonna make it so big and thick, it’s gonna be a problem.
Tyler: I don’t think he wants a problem cock?

by nibbamarijuana December 17, 2020

Fortnite cock

A penis that is smaller than a micropenis

hey did you hear that jimmy has a Fortnite cock?

by supernutsack November 9, 2020

horse cock

somthing fucking massive

becky, moans
james, what is that

conner , I dont know

both turn corner

james OMG beckys got a horse cock in her ass

by colin sexton November 17, 2020

Cock ripper

When you’re riding him anal and then you say “let it rip” and proceed to 360 On his cock

Last night Sarah gave me a nasty cock ripper. It tore my dick clean off

by Insomniac child November 18, 2020

limp cock

1: a small soft little cock that is a fucking failure cant fucking get hard floppy little clitty

2:a guy whos a fucking bummer

omfg his limp cock is so stupid he cant even get a stiffy

by weewoomotherfuckers November 26, 2020