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baby shittin'

When a woman is so fat and she does not know she is pregnant, she thinks she has to drop a deuce and ends up birthing the baby in the crapper.
"So that's what that squirmy thing was when I took a dump this morning...shit. I didn't know I was fat enough for some baby shittin'..."
by babyshitter08 March 30, 2009
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Malnourished babies

a stupid baby stuck in your basement that hasnt been fed in 5 days and drinks the blood from his deranged cousin michael. malnourished babies are a good investment if you want free child labour.
hey dude i have a new group of malnourished babies in my attic, want one?
by Big Daddy 123456789 ;) May 9, 2023
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Dukesie Baby

Dukesie Baby, King of the Dukes. Greatest service dog ever to have served.
Oh Dukesie Baby, you faithful old hound.
by Chuck Wagon 2 December 3, 2010
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Stephie Baby

A six pack rocking buff man child that is not a caterpillar. Likes to play video games and ignore people’s face times
Wow stephie baby actually acknowledged my existence today!
by TayTayGamerson June 26, 2018
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Baby brain

When your intelligence goes from a high IQ. To an absolute vegetable
Hey what did you do today.

Just some house work I hung out the dishes on the washing line and vacuumed the driveway. Opps I had baby brain
by Te-realiest November 20, 2020
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Trailer Baby

An offensive name for a girl who has an undeniable attraction to red-neck men. Synonym's for "Trailer Baby" are as follows: Trailer trash, White trash and hood-rat. Trailer Babies can often come across as clingy, desperate and willing to settle for any red-neck man; most likely bottom-feeding, Southern accented, truck-loving, cussing and uneducated men that live a red-neck stereotype.
Janelle: Did you hear about Shelley's new boyfriend Allen? He dropped out of high-school and lives in a trailer-park with his mom.

Amber: Surprise surprise. Shelley has always been such a Trailer Baby. I'll be surprised if she doesn't show up pregnant in a few weeks.
by KamberLeigh January 18, 2009
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Baby Momma

Nigah woman who has been impregnated by some bum who has no intention of supporting his bastard child. She is usually about twenty years old and has already delivered three or four of these bastards by three or four different unemployed baby daddies. These impregnators are only seen when their steady is on the rag and they need a lay. Baby Momma is paid by the US government on a production scale. The more bastards produced, the bigger the income. She spends all the money on dope and the bastard children do without clothes and food. Granny usually takes up the slack. Baby Daddy usually brags about having ten children by six or eight Baby Mommas.
I have ten baby mommas who have a total of eighteen babies, eleven of them are mine!
by Geedaddy September 12, 2016
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