misery meat

When a man’s penis gains a loss of blood circulation due to the vagina/anus being extremely tight. This causes the penis to change into a more purple/grey colour.

“My ass was so tight that it gave Jordan misery meat”

by thecrackingjack April 30, 2023

Dead Meat Fan

Fan of Dead Meat who does his own KILL COUNTS. He’s also 5’2

I guess you don’t want to see the day of light ever again - Dead Meat Fan

by Dead Meat Fan June 16, 2022

meat seeking

When a girl or gay guy is trying to get a peek at a guys peanus

i was in the woods relieving my self when tori came up from behind me meat seeking

by fapper20 May 4, 2009

Meat Brownie

Feces on penis meaning meat brownie..

How about we go up stairs and I think about your dad as you shit on my dick and I pull out and give you a meat brownie.

by Meat Brownie April 30, 2022

meat recker

(noun): one who consumes large amounts of meat in one or more seatings. meat is always eaten violently. all meat is good, but mainly the fattier meats are preferred. Pork and Beef are #1 and #1a. chicken substitutes only in absence of 1 and 1a.

when fishing in lake champlain, i witnessed TEAM MEAT RECKER eat 10lbs of botto's italian sausage in less than 5days.

by TMR,nj October 7, 2008

meat snap

The connection of two fingers mid-snap that creates a sound that claps through the air.

Guy walking with headphones, snapping loudly to music

"Man, that guy has a serious meat snap"

by Littleyeti August 26, 2017

Mystery meat

When a lesbian is chatting to a cute girl who drops the bombshell that she has a boyfriend and are you interested.

No detail of who he is, what he's like.

He is mystery meat

You know I said I matched with a cute girl on tinder? She only went and tried to sell me her mystery meat

by SavvyOne November 9, 2018